SEXUAL EQUALITY

IF you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat
race you're a male chauvinist pig;
if you stay at home and do the housework you're a pansy.

If you work hard you get "You never have any time for me and the kids!";
If you don't work hard you're a lazy, good-for-nothing layabout.

If she has a boring, repetitive job with low pay, then that's exploitation;
if he has a boring, repetitive job with low pay, he should get off his butt
and find something else.

If a man gets a promotion ahead of her, that's favouritism;
if she gets a promotion ahead of him, that's equal opportunity.

If he says how nice she looks, that's sexual harrassment;
if he keeps quiet, that's typical male indifference.

If he cries, he's a sheila;
if he doesn't, he's insensitive.

If he makes a decision without consulting her he's a chauvinist;
if she makes a decision without regard to his feelings then she's a
liberated woman.

If he asks her to do something she doesn't enjoy, then that's dominiation;
if she asks him, it's a favor.

If he appreciates the female form and frilly underwear he's a sexual pervert;
if he doesn't, he's a poofter.

If he buys her flowers, he's after something;
if he doesn't he's forgetful and unromantic.

If she has a headache it's because she's tired;
if he has a headache, it's because he doesn't love her any more.

If he wants it too often he's over-sexed;
if he can't perform on cue there must be somebody else.

It's no wonder the modern man is so confused!

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